thoughts on discovering i am no longer a virgo

1. okay, wait, so does this mean my OCD really is OCD and that i can totally stop overthinking things?
2. but how am i going to go through life as a leo? they're so self-absorbed and careless. that's a lot of pressure.
3. and because i used to think that i was a virgo who loved leos, and now i am just a leo, does that mean that all this time i subconsciously knew i was a leo and was therefore drawn to leos because i was being drawn to some base, repressed part of myself?
4. but wait, if those leos i was drawn to are no longer leos, does that mean that i was subconsciously seeing pieces of my repressed self mirrored back to me, and just projecting these traits on them that weren't actually there?
5. and if these leo traits were always inherently a part of me, was i repressing them because i thought, as a virgo, i had to?
6. and all that time i spent coming to terms with who i really was was really me just constructing a new, self-imposed image on myself, rather than a reflection of my true self?
7. and if i was just repressing my true self and just faking all those virgo traits, how am i supposed to know what is real and what is just a product of my imagination? HAS MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE?
8. AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS VIRGO TATTOO ON MY LEG?
9. holy shit, i'm freaking out, i'd better go organize my computer files or arrange tupperware in the cupboards by size to calm down. that'll give me a chance to go over and over and over all this in my head and not have to talk to anyone else about it, ever.
10. FUCK! THAT'S SUCH A VIRGO THING TO DO! I FAIL AT ASTROLOGY! I FAIL AT LIFE!

bonus: cory's thoughts on discovering he is no longer a leo:

1.  whatever.