also because i want you to know what torture i am exposed to daily.
- amazing - bruno mars
- fast car - tracy chapman
- use somebody - kings of leon
- spiderwebs - no doubt
- if it's love - train (i hate this song more than anyone has ever hated a song in the history of songs)
- one of us - joan osborne (i totally forgot this song existed before tonight, truly)
- tears in heaven - eric clapton
- teenage dream - katy perry (RIGHT?)
- take a bow - madonna
- into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger
- shark in the water - vv brown
- stars - simply red
- run around - blues traveler
- world i have known - collective soul
- king of anything - sarah bareilles
- fly like an eagle - seal
- hollywood - michael buble
- hanging by a moment - lifehouse
- in your room - the bangles
- wicked game - chris isaak
- copa cabana - i'm not sure, this might be michael buble, but seriously, what the hell?
- you belong with me - taylor swift
- with arms wide open - creed (yes, fucking creed)
- the way i am - ingrid michaelson (i had to google this one. i think it was on a commercial or something)
- raise your glass - pink
- 8675309/jenny - tommy tutone
- when i look at you - miley cyrus
- fly - sugar ray
- hey ya (acoustic) - possibly either matt weddle or obadiah parker, according to google, but i can't tell for sure because i don't have speakers on my computer so i don't know which one I NEED TO PUT A HIT OUT ON FOR MAKING THIS VOMIT-INDUCING PIECE OF TRASH SONG THAT THEY PLAY OBSESSIVELY AT BOTH MY JOBS FOR SOME REASON UNFATHOMABLE TO ANY NORMAL PERSON WITH EARS.
- THAT'S IT. I GIVE UP. WORST. PLAYLIST. EVER.
Disclosure: I was one of very very few people who, way back in the nineties, *bought the album* for #6. I remember it being pretty good, though the nineties clouded my judgement a bit. Can we still be friends?
ReplyDeleteHaha, that's another good list for me to make: "songs i bought the album for, but shouldn't have."
ReplyDeleteFYI, things have actually gone from bad to worse since I posted the list.
OH MY GOD. First I would fall asleep or be stuck writing RED RUM over and over and over again in my day planner. Why not just add some Creed and Nickelback and truly turn my brain to mush. Way to keep me productive Boss. Can't you go in early and disable the security cameras so no one sees you sabotage the sound system? I hear tampons keep the noise from drilling into your brain.
ReplyDeleteCal's first rule of mixed tapes. If only YOU will be listening to that tape, record whatever you want. If OTHER PEOPLE will be hearing this tape, put some care and thought into your music selection. If you can't do that then don't share with me at all. I will judge you and judge you harshly if I have to hear 'Christian Rock' ballads.
ReplyDeletefunny, those are all the horrible songs they played on the radio when I left Ontario....
ReplyDeleteThat is one odd arrangement of songs alright. Are we talking the hey ya - outkast song? Cuz I hate that song with a passion too.
ReplyDeleteI had to Youtube that Train song that you hate. I didn't know it but they play that at my job too. I hate that song toooooooooooooo.
Yeah, it's the Outkast song. I like the original but this version is vomit-inducing. There's also an acoustic version of Kanye's Love Lockdown sung by a dude who sounds like John Mayer. Blech.
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