top ten signs that you've been working too much over the holidays

1. you answer the phone at home by saying "thank you for calling. please hold."
2. you've forgotten how to change the channels on your television.
3. you sing christmas carols constantly and you don't even know you're doing it.
4. you talk to your boyfriend on the phone more than you do in person.
5. the people at the tim's by your workplace already have your order ready before you even pull up to the drive thru.
6. it's been weeks since you've eaten off a real plate and not out of tupperware.
7. you don't check your twitter feed because it's too depressing to see other people having fun.
8. your living room floor has been covered in wrapping paper and feathers for days, and you don't even care.
9. you randomly ask people on the street if you can help them with anything.
10. you haven't written anything on your blog in a week, even though YOU TOTALLY LOVE YOUR READERS AND WISH THEM NOTHING BUT RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES AND WISH YOU COULD WRITE TO THEM EVERY DAY. true story.