- get on wheel of fortune.
- spin the wheel and land on the million dollar wedge, which they haul out for only one round per episode.
see it there? that little tiny sliver in the middle of the bankrupt wedge? yeah.
- solve the puzzle. this shouldn't be the hard part, given your competition.
- win the game and make it to the bonus round.
- spin the bonus wheel and land on the million dollar wedge.
- win the bonus round.
- defy gravity, cure cancer, and find a boyfriend for jennifer aniston.
Friday, March 19, 2010
NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO WIN!*
i hate her