*i know it might sound made up, but the eggo shortage has been reported here, here, and here, and i also saw it on the news on tv, and even stephen colbert was talking about it... and unlike the internet, i know that tv would never, ever lie to me. and contrary to what some people might think, i so don't believe everything i read on the internet, and even though that post about the great-white-shark-eating shark was obviously totally fake, and was so badly photoshopped that even a five year old kid could tell it wasn't real, that doesn't mean that great-white-shark-eating sharks don't actually really exist somewhere. i mean, it's not like we've discovered every single species of every single living thing there is in the whole entire ocean, and that's according to real live scientists. so theoretically, there totally could be a great-white-shark-eating shark hanging out in an ocean near you, or, you know, there could not be... but are you really willing to to take that chance?!